He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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