You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
