I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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