White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.