You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week