i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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