How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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