Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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