thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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