The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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