after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Randomize
