Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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