I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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