i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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