he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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