theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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