is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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