If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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