kristin has been a bad kristin
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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