she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
the night ended with taco bell and tears
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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