you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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