Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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