We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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