Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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