Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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