i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?