I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
