i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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