Apparently you make a good broom.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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