She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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