my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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