it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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