butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"