school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in