The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.