do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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