dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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