didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Do vagina's smell?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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