I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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