sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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