Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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