Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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