Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Randomize