White coat. Heels.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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