Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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