She said her name was "party"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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