Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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