Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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