Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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