Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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