Say something about gay babies.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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