we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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