So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This is classic penis vs brain.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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