Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
