Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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