so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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