thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
